I snorted.

I snorted.

https://twitter.com/onesadgoldfish

I can’t beliebe you’ve done this.

I can’t beliebe you’ve done this.

Ken knew he shouldn’t dabble in meth… maybe just once.

Ken knew he shouldn’t dabble in meth… maybe just once.

Any takers?

Heads up, y’all.

Heads up, y’all.

*2021 has entered the chat…*

*2021 has entered the chat…*

Beam me up, someone?

Beam me up, someone?

For better or quarantine.

For better or quarantine.

The FBI had a learning curve.

The FBI had a learning curve.

Elon is just phoning home.

Elon is just phoning home.

JIF of regret.

Maintain eye contact.

Maintain eye contact.

Won’t somebody puhlease think of my un-toasted toast?

Won’t somebody puhlease think of my un-toasted toast?

Smol protein.

All your cherries are belong to me.

All your cherries are belong to me.

When art mimics reality.

When art mimics reality.