% Feeling Lucky? %

The one true Cod.

The one true Cod.
That awkward moment when…
That awkward moment when…
That mini heart attack.
That mini heart attack.
Dear NASA,
Dear NASA,
When I die…
When I die…
Our condolences.
Our condolences.
Still a better love story than twilight.
Still a better love story than twilight.
Learning how to ride a bike.
Learning how to ride a bike.
Every freaking time…
Every freaking time…
Geometry.
Geometry.
Women…
Women…
My daughter’s selling girl scout cookies…
My daughter’s selling girl scout cookies…
I didn’t see anybody important today…
I didn’t see anybody important today…
Buckets of sense.
Buckets of sense.
I’ll kill you with my puns!!!
I’ll kill you with my puns!!!
Still need.
Still need.