flying to flavortown later

Huge gelatinous aloe chunk

Huge gelatinous aloe chunk

How are you guys so happy?

How are you guys so happy?

Dad quotes are the new dad jokes.

Dad quotes are the new dad jokes.

Are you a person trapped in a cat’s body?

Are you a person trapped in a cat’s body?

Jack Black explains the perils of trying to get in shape.

Jack Black explains the perils of trying to get in shape.

Instagram economics 101

Instagram economics 101

I’m not sure what kind of bug eggs these are, but they need to burn.

I’m not sure what kind of bug eggs these are, but they need to burn.

Fiona learns to date.

Fiona learns to date.

Comparing my hand with my grandma’s. Always appreciate life, even when you’re old and foldy.

Comparing my hand with my grandma’s. Always appreciate life, even when you’re old and foldy.

RIP in peace. (Alfred counts as family, right?)

RIP in peace. (Alfred counts as family, right?)

Bear doggo is 90 percent fluff.

Bear doggo is 90 percent fluff.

You man now.

Visualizing the speed difference between a 747, SR-71 Blackbird, and New Horizons.

Visualizing the speed difference between a 747, SR-71 Blackbird, and New Horizons.

Sometimes prison is a reasonable alternative.

Sometimes prison is a reasonable alternative.

Can you spot the Baron Caterpillar?

Can you spot the Baron Caterpillar?