food by the foot

a single jolly rancher in each pocket, obviously

a single jolly rancher in each pocket, obviously

you almost sunk my battleship

you almost sunk my battleship

i live my life with no regrets

i live my life with no regrets

tide really does get the stains from the blood of your enemies out

tide really does get the stains from the blood of your enemies out

you know the move

you know the move

that’s showbiz, baby!

that’s showbiz, baby!

miracle dog

This would be my response, too

This would be my response, too

i know how capitalism works

i know how capitalism works

they won’t be able to mcresist me

they won’t be able to mcresist me

i think it’s kind of a sweet sentiment, actually

i think it’s kind of a sweet sentiment, actually

more stores need this on display

more stores need this on display

silent, like the p in pterodactyl

silent, like the p in pterodactyl

and now so do i

and now so do i

Harry got underpaid. Welcome to the working world, harry. lol

Harry got underpaid. Welcome to the working world, harry. lol