The Elephant Hotel of Coney Island, circa 1884.

The Elephant Hotel of Coney Island, circa 1884.

Apprehend her by the pussy.

Apprehend her by the pussy.

WHY DON’T YOU WANT HIM

WHY DON’T YOU WANT HIM

Interacting with strangers at 88MPH

Interacting with strangers at 88MPH

The man has finished raising his children. Welcome back Ricky.

The man has finished raising his children. Welcome back Ricky.

@ 4am…

Now that’s what I call rhetoric 2020.

Now that’s what I call rhetoric 2020.

Never go full jerk.

Never go full jerk.

Spiders have little danger paws. Reconsider burning the building…

Spiders have little danger paws. Reconsider burning the building…

I’m about to do what’s called a pro breeder move.

I’m about to do what’s called a pro breeder move.

Let the noses sniff.

Let the noses sniff.

Netflix, chill.

Netflix, chill.

I would eat this sopa.

I would eat this sopa.

I wonder how much their textbooks are.

I wonder how much their textbooks are.

I dunno, Jan, I’m kinda fine with it.

I dunno, Jan, I’m kinda fine with it.

Thing T. Thing has arrived.

Thing T. Thing has arrived.