Rare sighting of a Canadian being born

spitting venom

send dudes, not nudes

time to cry!

wasted gems

this flesh prison won’t hold me for long

when you hold it to your ear you can hear the grapes crying

Figs are pollinated by wasps. after pollination, figs ‘digest’ the dead left dead inside. knowing this, i still plan to eat fig newtons. they are delicious

i move left, they move left. i move right, they move right

And you give that subtle approving head nod

i should have texted instead

classic carrie bradshaw

I didn’t know this was a discussion we needed to have, but let the debate begin!

beer science

did he do it?

as long as the bird is okay, everything else is, too