don’t crush my dreams

Every terrifying mythical creature from around the world.

A wholesome experience meeting JAY Z

I could read here.

Apparently putting googly eyes on my parents portrait of Jesus is "not funny" and "blasphemous"

Oh… yeah that makes more sense.

Pregnancy tests are hard.

This is why you never corner a raccoon…. unless you have a popsicle.

I really missed out on the great Hogwarts food fight of ’07

His cheeto residue got all over my pants and that’s how I became the next Monica Lewinsky

The Duchess of Northumberlands poison garden.

Science throw-down

Butter knife had the best music video of all time…

I don’t know what to feel about this.

I don’t believe you.

Married life.