Post 72 hours of combat.

Post 72 hours of combat.

That’s because we are closed and other viral tweets

That’s because we are closed and other viral tweets

unlimited power!!!!!!!!!

unlimited power!!!!!!!!!

You never know. the guy asking might be into penguin onesies

You never know. the guy asking might be into penguin onesies

bats fly through the power of jazz hands. You can’t convince me otherwise

bats fly through the power of jazz hands. You can’t convince me otherwise

if alanis morisette owned a landscaping company

if alanis morisette owned a landscaping company

this is what stress looks like. This makes me so uncomfortable

this is what stress looks like. This makes me so uncomfortable

gonna have to unfollow a lot of things, if we’re being honest

gonna have to unfollow a lot of things, if we’re being honest

someone found this shell at the beach with barnacles around it that make it look like a heart

someone found this shell at the beach with barnacles around it that make it look like a heart

looks like toilet snakes aren’t the only thing to be worried about when going to the bathroom anymore

looks like toilet snakes aren’t the only thing to be worried about when going to the bathroom anymore

You know Marvel is running out of ideas when Toilet King enters the MCU

You know Marvel is running out of ideas when Toilet King enters the MCU

do they make this vest in adult human sizes?

do they make this vest in adult human sizes?

the kazoo of civility will bring an end to all political debates around the holiday dinner table

the kazoo of civility will bring an end to all political debates around the holiday dinner table

oh no is an understatement

oh no is an understatement

baby squid eggs found inside a seashell

baby squid eggs found inside a seashell

this is how you know you’ve reached peak boring adulthood

this is how you know you’ve reached peak boring adulthood