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When someone asks you how you are planning for retirement.

When someone asks you how you are planning for retirement.
would you butt stuff?
would you butt stuff?
looks like the lasagna finally fought back
looks like the lasagna finally fought back
roomba butler
roomba butler
weapon of choice – pickle
weapon of choice – pickle
this is so petty and i love it
this is so petty and i love it
a capybara is a rodent
a capybara is a rodent
it’s not a cheetah, it’s the cheetah’s emotional support dog
it’s not a cheetah, it’s the cheetah’s emotional support dog
the perfect break up text response
the perfect break up text response
he took the game literally
he took the game literally
chickenless wing – because i’m on a diet
chickenless wing – because i’m on a diet
the slowest minute
the slowest minute
just a quick fling. nothing serious
just a quick fling. nothing serious
oh god is that really what i sound like?
oh god is that really what i sound like?
i am groot
i am groot
he won’t even help pay rent
he won’t even help pay rent
the+best+blackout+poetry+you%26%238217%3Bll+ever+see
the best blackout poetry you’ll ever see
telling+tarot+translation
telling tarot translation
strawman+argument
strawman argument
goated+accent
goated accent
Join the conversation
cybertuck
cybertuck
sickly+attitude
sickly attitude
alert+nerd
alert nerd
what%26%238217%3Bs+better+for+everyone
what’s better for everyone
hungry%2C+yet+so+full+of+frustration
hungry, yet so full of frustration
yes%2C+I+would+love+you+if+you+were+a+worm
yes, I would love you if you were a worm
nightcapped
nightcapped
cat%26%238217%3Bs+game
cat’s game