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I thought The Onion was suppose to be satirical

I thought The Onion was suppose to be satirical
Find a partner.
Find a partner.
Some people are cooler than you.
Some people are cooler than you.
I’m bored. EAT ALL THE FOOD!
I’m bored. EAT ALL THE FOOD!
Words.
Words.
Boyfriend of the year.
Boyfriend of the year.
Heads will roll.
Heads will roll.
How will you die?
How will you die?
Cats are jerks.
Cats are jerks.
Just a party.
Just a party.
Now it all makes sense.
Now it all makes sense.
Typical semester.
Typical semester.
How to be a jerk.
How to be a jerk.
I’m asking Santa for…
I’m asking Santa for…
A diagram of my bed.
A diagram of my bed.
Meet Irena Sendler.
Meet Irena Sendler.
Words.
Words.
Like+a+boss.
Like a boss.
How+to+make+your+own+French+flag.
How to make your own French flag.
It+was+good+for+the+economy.
It was good for the economy.
Join the conversation
Pigeon+is+not+amused%21
Pigeon is not amused!
Now+go+do+your+homework%26%238230%3B
Now go do your homework…
Sword+fight%21
Sword fight!
The+dog+speedometer.
The dog speedometer.
How+to+breakdance.
How to breakdance.
Fountain+of+bacon%3F+Yes+please.
Fountain of bacon? Yes please.
I+have+eliminated+all+of+the+juice%21
I have eliminated all of the juice!
Bill+and+Hillary.
Bill and Hillary.