I sort of feel like volcanoes were made to have stuff thrown in them.
Mix Ma$ter Martha
This news is good news.
All hail the guardians of the discarded..
What a mom* move.
Pretty good argument if you ask me…
How the universe was created; probably.
Feed all humans…
Are you not entertained?
Cursed Elvis would like to sing you the song of it’s people.
THE MAGIC IS IN THE MARKETING.
My heart broke and I don’t know why…
Easy does it.
NOT IN MY HOUSE
Old 7-Up ads were… highly effective.
fat and happy cow
two cloves of garlic
always come prepared with cheese
remember to tip your bartender
Join the conversation
a satchel of richards
bedside water is the best
let stupidity work itself out
waking up after a long night of drinking water
jimmy did it
i’ve made a few mistakes, okay
lord, it’s me again with dominos