you didn’t own a cat

you *didn't* own a cat

Never go 100 percent good boy.

Never go 100 percent good boy.

Whom funds WHO?

Whom funds WHO?

Ma’am are you trying to illegally import this salami?

Ma’am are you trying to illegally import this salami?

Spring Has arrived

Spring Has arrived

Pass the marinara, won’t you?

Pass the marinara, won’t you?

It’s killing me to pretend to be interested in my child.

It’s killing me to pretend to be interested in my child.

A man protesting Maryland’s sodomy law, circa 1985.

A man protesting Maryland’s sodomy law, circa 1985.

Yo ho, yo ho, a pirate’s life for me [updated]

Yo ho, yo ho, a pirate’s life for me [updated]

Pick your news gently.

Pick your news gently.

Now that’s what I call a good boy.

Now that’s what I call a good boy.

Containerize your life.

Containerize your life.

Feed the people.

Feed the people.

Life is a hamster ball.

Life is a hamster ball.

An example to us all.

An example to us all.

And my war cry shall be… ALE-ALE-JANDRO!

And my war cry shall be… ALE-ALE-JANDRO!