When you’re being a dick but get a really honest answer back.
Where are you really from?
This must be drugs.
Barbie and the Magical Race Against Thermodynamic Entropy
Why Russia hates Germany
Everything’s a sequel these days
Things my teacher(s) can do better.
Ultimate Tag Competition
My Childhood dream
If you ping it, they will pong.
That’s a story for the grandchildren
This bread will be mine
The fries beckon.
PiÃ±ata can chill.
Why?! You said you wouldn’t be back till TOMORROW!
Pokemon GO is life
Join the conversation
Phew! that was close…
The Real Reason I Haven’t Switched To Ebooks
I’m not good on the phone…
Napping is such a gamble…
My ironic fortune cookie
I’m an insect keeper but my animals rarely reach the one year mark. We make it special when they do.