If my gym had one of these I’d at least have a membership…

If my gym had one of these I'd at least have a membership...

please send help

please send help

Take a leap of faith

Take a leap of faith

… with a louisville slugger

… with a louisville slugger

soory not soory

soory not soory

this is why i love bread so much

this is why i love bread so much

That was unexpected

That was unexpected

the biggest little pupper in the park

the biggest little pupper in the park

gator melted like ice cream

gator melted like ice cream

I like my popcorn with melted stonehenge poured over it

I like my popcorn with melted stonehenge poured over it

and now I’m wide awake. great…

and now I’m wide awake. great…

No one can stop us!

No one can stop us!

Let’s avocuddle, sometime

Let’s avocuddle, sometime

eat, sleep, ignore, repeat

eat, sleep, ignore, repeat

What is a “disappointed vampire noise,” exactly?

What is a “disappointed vampire noise,” exactly?

Hoo-rah!