Something smells off to me…
Real deals only
Australia seems dangerous.
I can’t wait to tell my friends
An Overwhelming Surplus of Diggity.
Broke parenting life hack
They better not lose it
I know a tiny vegan premed student named Athena. Sometimes she has breakfast potatoes in her pockets and she shares them.
Jurassic Park, except the dinosaurs are from the 90’s
hello fellow kids…
Looks have an expiration date.
Wait till I say gODDAMMIT!!
When you are the smartest kid in the room and nobody knows it.
A business card for kids who are allowed to go places by themselves
The salad is room temp.
This is the first flower ever grown entirely in space.