In Europe they call them Cool Americans

In Europe they call them Cool Americans

#BanChildren

Known as the wrap-around spider, this spider can flatten and wrap its body around tree limbs as camouflage.

Known as the wrap-around spider, this spider can flatten and wrap its body around tree limbs as camouflage.

Why would you do that?

Why would you do that?

Purely Professional

Purely Professional

Dogfighting over the Saint Paul’s cathedral during the London Blitz circa 1940

Dogfighting over the Saint Paul’s cathedral during the London Blitz circa 1940

Canadian Snow Syrup

Canadian Snow Syrup

If you give a capybara a goat…

If you give a capybara a goat…

Almost saw a vampire on my morning walk.

Almost saw a vampire on my morning walk.

Texted my realtor instead of my girlfriend…

Texted my realtor instead of my girlfriend…

Gotta catch ’em all.

Gotta catch ’em all.

I feel mislead.

I feel mislead.

Dead parrot collection at the Smithsonian

Dead parrot collection at the Smithsonian

Before alarm clocks were affordable, ‘knocker-ups’ were used to wake people early in the morning. UK, around 1900

Before alarm clocks were affordable, ‘knocker-ups’ were used to wake people early in the morning. UK, around 1900

I have 3 kids and no money. I wish I had no kids and 3 money

I have 3 kids and no money. I wish I had no kids and 3 money

Self feeding fire will keep you warm alll night loong.

Self feeding fire will keep you warm alll night loong.