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been cutting frozen pizza wrong all these years
been cutting frozen pizza wrong all these years
unimpressed
unimpressed
tequila booster
tequila booster
mootball feetlong
mootball feetlong
toddlers wake up and choose violence
toddlers wake up and choose violence
it’s like scientists don’t watch movies at all
it’s like scientists don’t watch movies at all
devilishly good
devilishly good
dislike congress? wolves
dislike congress? wolves
he really wanted to drink a chicken
he really wanted to drink a chicken
the tactical ferret
the tactical ferret
milk drunk
milk drunk
the perfect moment caught in time
the perfect moment caught in time
use your freebie wisely
use your freebie wisely
who starts a conversation like that?
who starts a conversation like that?
in case of food emergencies
in case of food emergencies
very+important+midnight+task
very important midnight task
%2Ain+growl+voice%2A+I%26%238217%3Bm+batcat
*in growl voice* I’m batcat
I+regret+to+inform+you+the+internet+has+memes+about+beyond+meat%26%238217%3Bs+coo+biting+off+the+tip+of+another+man%26%238217%3Bs+nose
I regret to inform you the internet has memes about beyond meat’s coo biting off the tip of another man’s nose
don%26%238217%3Bt+ask+him+if+he+wants+a+salad
don’t ask him if he wants a salad
Join the conversation
somebody+once+told+me%26%238230%3B
somebody once told me…
and+it%26%238217%3Bs+a+daily+double%21
and it’s a daily double!
humans+and+cheese.+we%26%238217%3Bre+not+that+different+if+your+really+think+about+it
humans and cheese. we’re not that different if your really think about it
the+definition+is+in+the+spelling
the definition is in the spelling
if+only+powerball+dreams+came+true
if only powerball dreams came true
historical+thirst
historical thirst
celebrity+sighting
celebrity sighting
give+us+a+kiss
give us a kiss