Nobody dared go near the tower….

Nobody dared go near the tower....

Welcome to Alaska! …Except you can’t get off the plane because there’s a polar bear between you and the terminal who will murder your entire family.

Welcome to Alaska! …Except you can’t get off the plane because there’s a polar bear between you and the terminal who will murder your entire family.

Astronauts playing with their food

Astronauts playing with their food

One of us volunteered at a food bank today to help prepare for Thanksgiving

One of us volunteered at a food bank today to help prepare for Thanksgiving

Get thee hence, scurvy knave.

Get thee hence, scurvy knave.

Witches don’t live in the desert for a reason.

Witches don’t live in the desert for a reason.

I… I guess thanks?

I… I guess thanks?

The price is savage

The price is savage

You just lost the game.

You just lost the game.

Horlp may.

A Venezuelan smartass

A Venezuelan smartass

$8 worth of Lunchables Compared to $8 worth of the same product if you were to buy in non-lunchable form.

$8 worth of Lunchables Compared to $8 worth of the same product if you were to buy in non-lunchable form.

Passive aggressive instructions

Passive aggressive instructions

I nominate Mr. Trump.

I nominate Mr. Trump.

Snoop Lion received his Hollywood star today, sponsored by Martha Stewart.

Snoop Lion received his Hollywood star today, sponsored by Martha Stewart.

Freddy Mercury: Destroyer of punk.

Freddy Mercury: Destroyer of punk.