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*Heavy chocolating*

*Heavy chocolating*
ily <3
ily <3
big automobile really played us
big automobile really played us
the only true neutral opinion
the only true neutral opinion
method acting?
method acting?
then i frew up
then i frew up
or worse, an influencer filming in the aisle
or worse, an influencer filming in the aisle
fast as hell
fast as hell
and in a corner so you don’t find it for two days
and in a corner so you don’t find it for two days
something something ottoman empire
something something ottoman empire
i just don’t do well with change
i just don’t do well with change
I actually just wanted to add a tbsp of sugar to my burger
I actually just wanted to add a tbsp of sugar to my burger
are y’all still surviving?
are y’all still surviving?
not my proudest moments
not my proudest moments
your daily reminder to be bad at things
your daily reminder to be bad at things
what are they trying to tell us here
what are they trying to tell us here
When+Walmartians+Attack
When Walmartians Attack
Have+fun%2C+guy.
Have fun, guy.
Sperm+whales+don%26%238217%3Bt+have+teeth+in+their+upper+jaw%2C+instead+they+just+have+sockets+to+fit+the+lower+teeth
Sperm whales don’t have teeth in their upper jaw, instead they just have sockets to fit the lower teeth
Father%2C+could+you+not%3F
Father, could you not?
Join the conversation
NUNS+ROLL+OUT
NUNS ROLL OUT
Birbs+have+no+shame.
Birbs have no shame.
When+troublesome+bears+work+from+home.
When troublesome bears work from home.
You+gotta+let+your+hands+wander+just+a+skosh.
You gotta let your hands wander just a skosh.
Mister+Roger%26%238217%3Bs+DVD+comes+wearing+a+sweater.
Mister Roger’s DVD comes wearing a sweater.
Circa+1940
Circa 1940
You+have+to+get+creative+with+goat+containment%26%238230%3B
You have to get creative with goat containment…
It%26%238217%3Bs+never+too+late+you+raise+a+dog+vegan%26%238230%3B
It’s never too late you raise a dog vegan…