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Measure twice, cut once… as they say.

Measure twice, cut once... as they say.
seemed like a fair trade at the time
seemed like a fair trade at the time
time is money
time is money
can’t fight fate
can’t fight fate
these are the best moments
these are the best moments
that’s a big nope
that’s a big nope
dad meltdown pending
dad meltdown pending
who wants to tell them?
who wants to tell them?
axe should be banned
axe should be banned
makes me see better
makes me see better
the pilot nearly had a heart attack!
the pilot nearly had a heart attack!
ghost ostrich
ghost ostrich
i’m ‘shocked’ it was abandoned
i’m ‘shocked’ it was abandoned
It was supposed to bring balance to the force
It was supposed to bring balance to the force
always check your grammar
always check your grammar
luckily there were no icebergs nearby
luckily there were no icebergs nearby
The+Grandmaster+of+Pokemon+Go
The Grandmaster of Pokemon Go
9%2F10+dentists+take+doctoring+seriously.
9/10 dentists take doctoring seriously.
Don%26%238217%3Bt+worry+about+other+peoples+food%2C+bud.
Don’t worry about other peoples food, bud.
OMG+Dalmer+is+soooo+cuuute.
OMG Dalmer is soooo cuuute.
Join the conversation
Beware+the+keepers+of+the+tofu%26%238230%3B
Beware the keepers of the tofu…
The+dirt+of+life.
The dirt of life.
You%26%238217%3Bve+got+a+bright+future%2C+kid.
You’ve got a bright future, kid.
But+can+he+turn+water+in+to+wine%3F
But can he turn water in to wine?
Advertisement+for+a+South+Pole+expedition+circa+1907
Advertisement for a South Pole expedition circa 1907
It%26%238217%3Bs+not+even+a+planet%26%238230%3B
It’s not even a planet…
It+ain%26%238217%3Bt+easy+being+Gary.
It ain’t easy being Gary.
Teach+your+children+well.
Teach your children well.