black friday would never be the same again

black friday would never be the same again

Needs more salt

Needs more salt

The answer is yes. I do.

The answer is yes. I do.

I’d like to buy a vowel

I’d like to buy a vowel

He became his legacy. Literally

He became his legacy. Literally

Followed directions perfectly

Followed directions perfectly

Is this true?

And together they will conquer the dog park

And together they will conquer the dog park

He just needs to find his perfect pizza match

He just needs to find his perfect pizza match

mind blown

Funny, I’m also a self-contained unit

Funny, I’m also a self-contained unit

Seriously, why won’t you stop hitting yourself?

Seriously, why won’t you stop hitting yourself?

delete comic sans from the system

delete comic sans from the system

This is how birds are born

This is how birds are born

I’d like to pay with a laser light show, please

I’d like to pay with a laser light show, please

Calmly plotting your demise

Calmly plotting your demise