Feed the people.

Feed the people.

The Austrians know how to stack wood.

The Austrians know how to stack wood.

Dave plays on a different level…

Dave plays on a different level…

A keychain that chooses your lotto numbers for you…

A keychain that chooses your lotto numbers for you…

Shaquille O’Neal trolling an interview, circa 1991.

Shaquille O’Neal trolling an interview, circa 1991.

Gotdammit, Claire. Take the elevator!

Gotdammit, Claire. Take the elevator!

If a lobbyist falls in the woods…

If a lobbyist falls in the woods…

…two ships passing in the night.

…two ships passing in the night.

Someone back at HQ celebrating.

Someone back at HQ celebrating.

This is actually the saddest picture on the internet.

This is actually the saddest picture on the internet.

I miss the rains down in, Lubbock…

I miss the rains down in, Lubbock…

Won’t you watch, my movie?

Won’t you watch, my movie?

I would watch this documentary.

I would watch this documentary.

ROCKY, ROAAAD?!

ROCKY, ROAAAD?!

Wall tourism has spiked 10 fold.

Wall tourism has spiked 10 fold.

It’s not even an issue, Jim.

It’s not even an issue, Jim.