sitting on your toilet after coming home from a long vacation is one of the last true pleasures this world has to offer

a more accurate sign has never been made. prove me wrong

too old to be getting crushes on people, gonna forge some swords instead

the coolest dog at the bar

if you don’t want to take out a loan, consider robbing the bank instead

Never thought to call TP “butt napkins” but here we are

the difference between a kleptomaniac and a literalist is just a comma

all this meme has done is make me want to challenge death to a pillow fight even more than i already did

conference call bingo would be a dangerous drinking game

there’s always that one coworker. Are you that one coworker???

how game of thrones should have ended

Just go ahead and give this modern dragon movie masterpiece the oscar for best picture already

Are you coming to beer fest?

The last few years have taught have hopefully naïve sci-fi movies really are when it comes to predicting the future

time zones now exist block to block and house to house

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