so that’s how that works

Y’all need to calm down and start a new show.

Public libraries don’t get enough love.

Smells like vengeance and petunia’s.

Grandmother, stop.

You can call me Mr. T.

Always look on the bright side of life.

Humans are clever.

The toilet paper on all regular employee floors versus the one floor of executive offices.

Give to me the large dumple.

He’s heard some things…

2 circus elephants immediately bond after being separated for 22 years

Marriage is quite an interesting concept.

All the beautiful people.

Clap for yourself, even if nobody else will.

A Jewish perspective.