awkward queen, no crown necessary

am i bot or just paranoid?

sarcasm not included?

next she’ll say Beatles indie too

proof by synchronized napping

flightless, not felon-less

dead inside, but socially active

even the subtitles were uncomfortable

eye contact louder than sermons

bingo night got real intense

reverse Cinderella

evolution of pop… and pastries

science said no, loudly and painfully

blood type: dark roast no cream

brain buffering since 2002, please wait