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reverse Cinderella

evolution of pop… and pastries

science said no, loudly and painfully

blood type: dark roast no cream

brain buffering since 2002, please wait

multitasking? more like multi-crashing

welcome to airbnb: cursed tier

if i fits, i supervise

Advanced Neuroscience of Video Game Panic

“who dat? (porch remix)”

don’t go drippin’ my heart

just another day in the marvel nursery

knows 10 commands… ignores all

i’m not being hunted… i’m being scheduled!

not clean until the walls drip

According+to+five+year+olds.
According to five year olds.
A+project+for+Rufus%3A+The+Rufus+Tower.
A project for Rufus: The Rufus Tower.
What%26%238217%3Bs+on+your+face%3F
What’s on your face?
Who+I+want+for+President.
Who I want for President.
Join the conversation
The+dog+won%26%238217%3Bt+stop+baking%21
The dog won’t stop baking!
Birthday+pancakes%21
Birthday pancakes!
Do+these+pants+make+me+look+fat%3F
Do these pants make me look fat?
When+guys+whistle+at+girls%26%238230%3B
When guys whistle at girls…
Naysayers+gonna+naysay.
Naysayers gonna naysay.
The+difference+between+you+and+I.
The difference between you and I.
iPhone+vs.+Android.
iPhone vs. Android.
Burn+it%21+Burn+it+with+fire%21
Burn it! Burn it with fire!