Welcome! Now leave.

No scoop is safe with gulls on duty

Hands? Optional.

Caught between glam and sham

“Talk birdy to me, handsome”

You shall not bounce!

jurassic bark

bark side of the breeze

from jack to snack attack

mic’d up, lawyered down

Call me Rightzilla

Darkness. Doom. Fresh cinnamon buns.

Suspect remains unbothered

Wall Street meets Walmart parking lot

Can’t get no… potion satisfaction

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