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The Bark Side of Monday!

chaotic neutral

How many fonts does it take to lock a door?

you jog, I log off

slay calm and carry spoon

Smile Like Nobody’s Drilling

Bite-sized portions

300% sass protection

my spine knows every street scar

this grew in confusion

Even ghosts fear waking her

confidence: legendary, stats: tragic

outer space, inner rage

sleeve up, jaw down

eucalyptus agenda vs garbage reforms

Cooler+than+you%2C+circa+1977.
Cooler than you, circa 1977.
Forbidden+Fruit+By+The+Foot
Forbidden Fruit By The Foot
Don%26%238217%3Bt+you+dare+violate+my+lunar+rights.
Don’t you dare violate my lunar rights.
Chick+Fil+A+does+not+muck+about+with+C19%2C+et+al.
Chick Fil A does not muck about with C19, et al.
Join the conversation
The+movie+Poltergeist+used+real+skeletons+in+the+pool+scene%2C+allegedly.
The movie Poltergeist used real skeletons in the pool scene, allegedly.
Gran+vibes+persist.
Gran vibes persist.
The+last+Qantas+747+flight+draws+its+Patronus+before+it+retired+from+duty.
The last Qantas 747 flight draws its Patronus before it retired from duty.
Creed+stole+a+doge+from+the+shelter+this+week.
Creed stole a doge from the shelter this week.
Where+did+you+come+from%3F+Where+did+you+go%3F
Where did you come from? Where did you go?
This+one+was+for+you%2C+Papi.
This one was for you, Papi.
Stonehenge+is+a+movie+set%2C+prove+me+wrong.
Stonehenge is a movie set, prove me wrong.
Uplift+significant+others+with+consistency.
Uplift significant others with consistency.