santa’s new dino express

garbage gifts, golden friendship

this toe is mine now

can’t spell “cat”… hacks nasa

cozy

can’t afford secret cat, man

guac this economy

extra cheese, extra whiplash

somewhere in the shadow realm

summoned aquaman

introvert olympics: synchronized nothing

emotional support human, except for myself

when you’re 80% panic, 20% vibes

Waiting for birds to fold my laundry

scissors cut hair and egos

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