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“my dog chewed it”

no gossip, just gnocchi

dreams are on airplane mode

no memory left for goodbye

who dis?

award show? I showed up

proud &mildly disgusting

discounted rage, premium confusion

spiritually allergic to inspiration

sorry, no drama after six

premium member of adulthood

slipstream waddlers engage turbo mode

soup protocols, always engaged

plugged in for duty

sugar rush, service crash

Seize+every+opportunity+to+eat+56+scoops+at+once.
Seize every opportunity to eat 56 scoops at once.
A+blessing+on+your+head%2C+mazel+tov%21
A blessing on your head, mazel tov!
Don%26%238217%3Bt+you+dare+violate+my+lunar+rights.
Don’t you dare violate my lunar rights.
It%26%238217%3Bs+a+step+in+the+right+direction+and+I+applaud+the+endeavor.
It’s a step in the right direction and I applaud the endeavor.
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The+steepest+stairs+in+the+world+located+at+Mt+Huashan%2C+Gyna.
The steepest stairs in the world located at Mt Huashan, Gyna.
Bah+%5Bwill%5D+ram+you.
Bah [will] ram you.
It%26%238217%3Bs+time+to+reopen+the+chvrches.
It’s time to reopen the chvrches.
Cooler+than+you%2C+circa+1977.
Cooler than you, circa 1977.
Peace+remains+optional.
Peace remains optional.
Obama+era+Air+Force+1+M%26%23038%3BMs+exist.+T+H+A+N+K+S
Obama era Air Force 1 M&Ms exist. T H A N K S
But+my+cake+looks+like+an+actual+briefcase%26%238230%3B
But my cake looks like an actual briefcase…
She%26%238217%3Bs+a+keeper%26%238230%3B
She’s a keeper…