birthday track, no looking back

brain: “you’re weak” me: “yet you cry at Pixar”

parallel parking

so fluffy, so stabby!

catwalk across the web

dark mode

when uber is five stars

wanted: dead or well-read

husband deluxe

coats have entered the shadow realm

subarrrrrrruuuuu

the age of squawk

streaming live from summer camp

plotting crimes against furniture

hot and he knows it

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