weekend quantum disappointment

Aristotle labeled thoughts. I lost mine.

Call me when rent joins the circus

Wingardium Quack-iosa!

I saw a ripple. Everyone clapped

Tiny ducks. Global consequences

He’s legally a cheeto now

manager: no more sliding in hallways!

Started with chocolate. Now I own crystals

Accidentally summoned a Disney side character

serving pajama couture

Didn’t cry until Batman said “you may kiss”

Mentally in MySpace

And now we all … scream inside

Wow, Mom suddenly speaks fluent Slaylish