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serving pajama couture

Didn’t cry until Batman said “you may kiss”

Mentally in MySpace

And now we all … scream inside

Wow, Mom suddenly speaks fluent Slaylish

Goldchella

candle holder / portal stabilizer

cone-grats, you scared me

Welcome to the map-titude adjustment

crime rate: 1. fiction rate: 9000

Shell yeah, gravity’s optional now!

Rotten wood? That’s a gift box

I haunt my own kitchen

This area’s got bear-sonality

Dog? Maybe. Winner? Absolutely!

Just+saw+a+guy+getting+jumped%26%238230%3B
Just saw a guy getting jumped…
If+you+were+born+in+the+90s%26%238230%3B
If you were born in the 90s…
Getting+out+of+bed+for+school+in+the+morning.
Getting out of bed for school in the morning.
Do+the+dishes.
Do the dishes.
Join the conversation
So+you+just+lie%3F
So you just lie?
Pacman+evangelism.
Pacman evangelism.
Have+you+tried+switching+it+on+and+off%3F
Have you tried switching it on and off?
I+want+to+see+USA+burn%26%238230%3B
I want to see USA burn…
Wait.+What%3F
Wait. What?
Surprise+spider+attack%21
Surprise spider attack!
Pilsbury+scream.
Pilsbury scream.
I+liked+your+recent+posting+on+Facebook%26%238230%3B
I liked your recent posting on Facebook…