when heaven meets the park bench

Girl power: now with lasers!

This economy in one screenshot

Poetry’s loss, Excel’s gain

Healthy habits? … veggie pizza

Protein shake? Meet sugar quake!

stuffed with mom’s own arguments

Merge Simulator

Lost? Blame lack of “Arrr-dress!”

duck with hooves!

junior Jedi

ability unlocked, motivation deleted

when ‘for me’ ain’t for you

Skipped leg day, focused on floof

Early riser. Midday napper champion

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