“paint me like one of your infestations”

oui, I farted. professionally

if it fits, it walks

she felt love… and a bladder jab

disappointment.exe.

Lady-BUG

Michelin-starred malice

now accepting biscuits and compliments only

one-woman multiverse

dryer’s starting a sock cult

brutal honesty? comes in tiny Crocs

nasa confirmed: exactly “a bunch”

their spirit animal is a mattress

life’s short, eat the party

baby’s next milestone: absorb the sun

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