one bite, you’ll need nine lives.

accepting cube-shaped deposits only

From Mushroom Kingdom to Mood Kingdom

exorcist chic

born to serve looks, not ecosystems

giggling from the void

keep it tight, beach

conductor: “give me a blastissimo!”

Gen X watching us argue in silence

alone but oven-ready

spicy aura, juicy deception

when life blends your patience

next: tam-pool

egg-streme rebranding

ashes to ashes, crust to crust

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