This is why I have 5% window tint.

If sleep deprivation had a profile picture

late for his 3 AM screaming appointment

His brother’s name must be “Go”

Oh, is it 9:00 already?

Staring into the cotton abyss

Leg day was successful

The couch is too far

Traffic is moving slowly today

Chips, beer, and fear

The mothership can wait

Good morning to nobody

The perfect party exists

The dramatic music starts playing

First, we discuss the cat.

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