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trust? no. truce? absolutely

dying inside, glowing outside

emotionally hungry, not physically

swim? no thanks, i’m decor

45 degrees of inner monologue

just girly things… with dad’s face

those legs? illegal in five countries

taxonomist by day, punster by trait

she’s full of lies and nuggets

give me mars!

left with depression and cat gifs

90% chance of flying bins

root cause? me. always me.

momming: the ultimate sea-soned sport

instant lava simulator

Truth.
Truth.
Obama+is+attacking+the+internets.
Obama is attacking the internets.
Getting+a+haircut.
Getting a haircut.
Double+dutch+dog.
Double dutch dog.
Join the conversation
I+whip+my+hair+back+and+forth.
I whip my hair back and forth.
Deserved+it.
Deserved it.
Scumbag+brain.
Scumbag brain.
The+nerve+of+some+people.
The nerve of some people.
Before+there+were+aliens.
Before there were aliens.
Choose+your+weapon.
Choose your weapon.
Words.
Words.
How+I+feel+taking+money+from+my+parents.
How I feel taking money from my parents.