The Tacoma Narrows Bridge in WA state. Post-collapse in 1940
Every time I go to see Grandma
My family may be trying to tell me something…
This is why I don’t take pics of my food.
The Simpsons nailed it.
Brad Pitt lowers his standards.
I’m the jerk in this relationship.
Why so lonely, cutie?
God, send me a man…
Goat to cow, come in cow.
I need to stop objectifying women.
Beef, cheese, bacon, Argentinian chorizo, onions.
Best of friends.