How to break your brain in under 27 characters.
Ronda Swanson is beautiful
Nutella Burger ‘“ warm donut, Nutella mousse, passion fruit gelatin, fresh strawberries and kiwi.
You don’t have a cat? You wouldn’t understand…
You ever think that maybe we’re the bad guys?
Do you smoke?
How do I supposed to tank?
Shoot for the moon!
Five rules to remember in life.
I’m really sorry… I’m very lazy…
My body is very attracted to your body.
Girls Who Read.
What a perfect day.
My taste in music…
Kanye vs Hendrix
Life should come with a disclaimer.
Bear’s favorite drink
Dancing with GROOT
Americans vs Brits
Good guy George Washington
Join the conversation
Planetary Glass Set
New legal tender for Canada?
Looks like Neptune could use some freedom.
You can’t sleep like a baby…with a baby
Here is your receipt.
Men should be the ones taking birth control.
Why do you watch anime?
I’m so hungry I could eat a wrench…