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further proof that americans will do anything to avoid using the metric system

Sing it.
Sing it.
Bring him home.
Bring him home.
Tell me a joke, Siri.
Tell me a joke, Siri.
I had the best day ever…
I had the best day ever…
Oh, really?
Oh, really?
I see you driving around town…
I see you driving around town…
Mario level Portal.
Mario level Portal.
Thoughts?
Thoughts?
It’s better not to ask why…
It’s better not to ask why…
FYI.
FYI.
Angry noms.
Angry noms.
Homer logic.
Homer logic.
Harry Potter progression of scary.
Harry Potter progression of scary.
Spot the difference.
Spot the difference.
My girlfriend is hot?!
My girlfriend is hot?!
%2Asad+2010-2019+noises%2A
*sad 2010-2019 noises*
Be%5Be%5Dcause+she+can.
Be[e]cause she can.
Dammit%2C+Bob.
Dammit, Bob.
Cursed+Tommy+Siegel%26%238230%3B
Cursed Tommy Siegel…
Join the conversation
Let%26%238217%3Bs+be+real+here%2C+Iran%26%238230%3B
Let’s be real here, Iran…
%26%238230%3B.could+I+trouble+you+for+a+slab+of+mutton+and+a+horn+of+mead%3F
….could I trouble you for a slab of mutton and a horn of mead?
Keeper+of+time%26%238230%3B
Keeper of time…
Insurance+doesn%26%238217%3Bt+cover+animal+arson%2C+probably.
Insurance doesn’t cover animal arson, probably.
%2Achanting+intensifies%2A
*chanting intensifies*
PSA%3A+It%26%238217%3Bs+never+worth+it.
PSA: It’s never worth it.
Savages%26%238230%3B
Savages…
When+millenials+get+jobs%26%238230%3B
When millenials get jobs…