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RIP In Peace, Doc.

RIP In Peace, Doc.
This is how my day got started.
This is how my day got started.
Look what the Curiosity has found on Mars!
Look what the Curiosity has found on Mars!
I don’t always find the perfect girl…
I don’t always find the perfect girl…
…made in China.
…made in China.
One cries because one is sad.
One cries because one is sad.
China vs. Great Britain.
China vs. Great Britain.
This is why I’m forever alone.
This is why I’m forever alone.
Baby on board.
Baby on board.
Velociraptor in Melbourne.
Velociraptor in Melbourne.
Power Rangers with sombreros are cooler.
Power Rangers with sombreros are cooler.
Cold stethoscope!
Cold stethoscope!
He can dance if he wants to.
He can dance if he wants to.
Words.
Words.
How Michael Phelps is using his 22 Olympic Medals.
How Michael Phelps is using his 22 Olympic Medals.
Why I read books.
Why I read books.
Table+trick+is+fail.
Table trick is fail.
S%26%238217%3Bmores%21%21%21
S’mores!!!
Drugs.
Drugs.
Isn%26%238217%3Bt+Potter+dead+yet%3F
Isn’t Potter dead yet?
Join the conversation
NOPE.
NOPE.
Grant+me+your+bacon%21
Grant me your bacon!
Words.
Words.
I+had+sex+with+a+parrot+once.
I had sex with a parrot once.
Advice.
Advice.
Hope+for+the+best.
Hope for the best.
Bill+and+Hillary.
Bill and Hillary.
My+dad+built+me+a+treehouse.
My dad built me a treehouse.