Basically how my love life is going
the kazoo of civility will bring an end to all political debates around the holiday dinner table
this is what stress looks like. This makes me so uncomfortable
bats fly through the power of jazz hands. You can’t convince me otherwise
That’s because we are closed and other viral tweets
pandas are the slowest creators of chaos known to humankind
oh no is an understatement
dead batteries free of charge
the final resignation that finally forced boris johnson to leave office
kitty prison? more like kitty paradise!
this is how you know you’ve reached peak boring adulthood
someone found this shell at the beach with barnacles around it that make it look like a heart
baby squid eggs found inside a seashell
You know Marvel is running out of ideas when Toilet King enters the MCU
wow, there are more lion statues than there are living lions in the wild. That’s… not good
Just parental unit things.
GET TO THE CHOPPA! Circa 1941
Round and round and round we go…
Can we reschedule?
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A Gingerbread International Space Station
The forbidden ninja.
It’s beautiful, really.
The Mormon church has a full size ad in the playbill for every production of The Book of Mormon
Good luck out there, Russia.
Let them try.