genius level: 100000
OM NOM NOM.
Still doesn’t explain how they poop.
…but I wuv you.
I CHOOSE YOU!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
I PLAY TEH HALO.
Reasons I’m going to hell.
Every time you watch Jersey Shore…
Recharging her bionic arm like a boss
Baby don’t cry.
Eat gluten and hug a farmer.
Arthur gets good advice
Join the conversation
Fruit stuffer 5000
Hey teachers. Leave us kids alone.
The most detailed ethnicity drop-down menu I’ve ever seen in the US.
Tattoos are forever.
one million versus one billion.
It can’t be fake news if it’s not news.
The roasting of Bill