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this seems like a terrible idea

this seems like a terrible idea
I think Japan is ahead of their time with regards to toilets.
I think Japan is ahead of their time with regards to toilets.
Lost, but not forgotten.
Lost, but not forgotten.
I never thought I’d be chill with Satan, but he’s got my vote.
I never thought I’d be chill with Satan, but he’s got my vote.
Otterly ridiculous.
Otterly ridiculous.
There is no God, only Amelia Bedelia…
There is no God, only Amelia Bedelia…
In other news, Denver is seceding from the rest of us…
In other news, Denver is seceding from the rest of us…
Ohio taking care of the lil’ ones.
Ohio taking care of the lil’ ones.
Robin Hood can get it.
Robin Hood can get it.
Canada would appreciate an apology for littering.
Canada would appreciate an apology for littering.
I am legit not having a good time.
I am legit not having a good time.
That does in deed make him a dummy.
That does in deed make him a dummy.
A lightning strike blew all the bark off. Very very frightening…
A lightning strike blew all the bark off. Very very frightening…
WWJD[rive]
WWJD[rive]
Actors through the ages…
Actors through the ages…
I’ve seen this movie…
I’ve seen this movie…
Waking+a+cat+is+equal+to+30+years+of+mediocre+karma.
Waking a cat is equal to 30 years of mediocre karma.
Netflix%2C+chill.
Netflix, chill.
I+would+eat+this+sopa.
I would eat this sopa.
Love+yourself%2C+if+you%26%238217%3Bll+allow+it.
Love yourself, if you’ll allow it.
Join the conversation
WHY+DON%26%238217%3BT+YOU+WANT+HIM
WHY DON’T YOU WANT HIM
The+thing+about+war+is%2C+it+makes+no+got+dam+sense.
The thing about war is, it makes no got dam sense.
I+would+listen+to+the+Billy+Buscemi+crossover.
I would listen to the Billy Buscemi crossover.
Alfred+Hitchcock+flashing+his+r%C3%83%C2%A9sum%C3%83%C2%A9%2C+circa+1974.
Alfred Hitchcock flashing his résumé, circa 1974.
Now+that%26%238217%3Bs+what+I+call+rhetoric+2020.
Now that’s what I call rhetoric 2020.
Interacting+with+strangers+at+88MPH
Interacting with strangers at 88MPH
Spiders+have+little+danger+paws.++Reconsider+burning+the+building%26%238230%3B
Spiders have little danger paws. Reconsider burning the building…
Seems+like+a+real+page+turner.
Seems like a real page turner.