The 80’s seemed unsafe, more or less.

metallica says “no” to gatekeeping fans

you know you’re real friends when you just send each other the most unhinged content all day long

sitting on your toilet after coming home from a long vacation is one of the last true pleasures this world has to offer

your driving test is all about the cones

remember that one time hasbro tried to relate to millenials and it backfired hilariously?

lord of the rings meets reddit

tell me more about this vicious carrot rumor

i always had my suspicions about who keanu reeves really was

goblins don’t watch netflix

too old to be getting crushes on people, gonna forge some swords instead

a more accurate sign has never been made. prove me wrong

this is the real problem with letting astrology dictate your relationships

when it comes to biting and dying, there’s an answer for every question

a very important broadcast is happening in the litter box in 3… 2….1….

everyone knows the best jokes come from popsicle sticks