Dear God, make me a bird so I can fly far, far away from here.

When you’re fighting and suddenly a Waltz comes on.

Xi Jinping covered in ink, and the woman (Dong Yaoqiong) who’s missing since doing it

What’s something you wish you had?

Slippery when wet.

Ghost Apples are only to be given to widows, orphans, the dead, would-be vampires, and cats.

THIS IS WHAT I’VE ALWAYS WANTED

Now that the holidays are over, it’s vacay time in Finland.

A journalist asked her to smile – Syria 2018.

Plastic surgery

This world is currently of no interest to me.

When dad jokes are no longer jokes.

No pass, only pet.

It’s all bad.

A town near Maine had a boulder who decided to move.

Every typecasted foreigner in Hollywood