spitting venom

there are multiple ways to spell missouri

is this supposed to be an insult or a compliment?

this cat found its optimal lazy position and refuses to try anything else

after all, you know your best friend wasn’t let into heaven

how to make your house smell like pillsburry dough butt

“hello old friend” i tell the toilet before realizing i’m not alone in the bathroom

remember when jesus turned water into jack daniels that one time? that was aweomse

public transport to hogwarts is the worst

come for the pizza, stay for the free side of hands

wind up smart car – for when you run out of gas but still have a block to go

Memes showing how brits are dealing failing to stay cool in the record-setting heat

always knock before entering. always

not every change george lucas made to star wars was a bad one

an easy guide to help you portion your food

only after having a really stressful monday, so 52 weeks out of the year. rough estimate