Raised Relief Globes show earth as it were.

Raised Relief Globes show earth as it were.

Followed directions perfectly

Followed directions perfectly

justice served

Needs more salt

Needs more salt

Funny, I’m also a self-contained unit

Funny, I’m also a self-contained unit

mind blown

delete comic sans from the system

delete comic sans from the system

Is this true?

Note to self: don’t try this in the office

Note to self: don’t try this in the office

And together they will conquer the dog park

And together they will conquer the dog park

Calmly plotting your demise

Calmly plotting your demise

retired firehoses

retired firehoses

Seriously, why won’t you stop hitting yourself?

Seriously, why won’t you stop hitting yourself?

I’d like to buy a vowel

I’d like to buy a vowel

I’d like to pay with a laser light show, please

I’d like to pay with a laser light show, please

He became his legacy. Literally

He became his legacy. Literally