the most important reason not to eat uranium

a true test of will is knowing there are times in life when you have to reign in your desire to initiate a game of leap frog

mario is a hero for doing the same thing that makes shredder a villain. Make it make sense

peekaboo for adults

don’t try calling the pawlice. there’s nothing you can do about it

there is no better way to fill the void of existence than with a crunchwrap supreme from taco bell

use a second towel to avoid getting butt on your face

that awkward moment you make unavoidable eye-contact with a complete stranger

did you know e.t. had a last name?

it turns out bart and lisa simpson were both bald

a real puffin trying to mimic and fit in with a fake puffin on the east coast

Remember when Adam Scott revealed mark hammill never showed up to his childhood birthday part?

CSI: disneyland

when you find out people prefer gin to whiskey…

luigi is the queen in mario chess because he’s the nicest character and you always have to protect the nicest

he can’t hear you!