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George Carlin was a genius

George Carlin was a genius

Read the circled part…

Fish Frozen in a lake pushed up by an ice sheet.
Fish Frozen in a lake pushed up by an ice sheet.
Our home and native land!
Our home and native land!
Keeping up with the Vances, of Vance Refrigeration
Keeping up with the Vances, of Vance Refrigeration
Republicans in Congress be like:
Republicans in Congress be like:
9/10 doctors agree
9/10 doctors agree
Two steps forward, one step back.
Two steps forward, one step back.
Deez puns
Deez puns
Nailed it
Nailed it
God bless old people on the internet.
God bless old people on the internet.
Tooth Fairy
Tooth Fairy
Farmer legos
Farmer legos
Ever notice how sorority girls pose exactly like meerkats in pictures?
Ever notice how sorority girls pose exactly like meerkats in pictures?
Mommy’s home!!!!
Mommy’s home!!!!
I would read that.
I would read that.
Netflix’s A Series of Unfortunate Event, everyone
Netflix’s A Series of Unfortunate Event, everyone
Japanese+ramen+delivery+circa+1928
Japanese ramen delivery circa 1928
Advanced+DEA
Advanced DEA
The+garbage+industry+is+booming.
The garbage industry is booming.
You+have+AIDS+tho.
You have AIDS tho.
Join the conversation
This+is+what+it%26%238217%3Bs+like+when+hugs+collide.
This is what it’s like when hugs collide.
Fun+with+auto-reply
Fun with auto-reply
Stimulate+the+conversation.
Stimulate the conversation.
Don%26%238217%3Bt+fear+the+Reaper%26%238230%3B
Don’t fear the Reaper…
All+wheels+go+to+heaven.
All wheels go to heaven.
%2Amelee+intensifies%2A
*melee intensifies*
The+great+wifi+wars+of+2010
The great wifi wars of 2010
Pleasently+executed.
Pleasently executed.