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George Carlin was a genius

George Carlin was a genius

Read the circled part…

When the shuttlecock gets the best of you.
When the shuttlecock gets the best of you.
The tree is a bird!
The tree is a bird!
Wasps’ gone wild…
Wasps’ gone wild…
Give yourself a star, bud.
Give yourself a star, bud.
Justice is not always swift…
Justice is not always swift…
It’s so crazy it just might work…
It’s so crazy it just might work…
Is this your first time?
Is this your first time?
Please stahp…
Please stahp…
The malk will flow.
The malk will flow.
If everyone could stop running over the children, generally…
If everyone could stop running over the children, generally…
Denmark sells hollowed out hot dog buns, by the way.
Denmark sells hollowed out hot dog buns, by the way.
The mighty Kodiak inside.
The mighty Kodiak inside.
Just like momma used to make.
Just like momma used to make.
FCC is getting creative…
FCC is getting creative…
What a Dick move?
What a Dick move?
This+changes+nothing.
This changes nothing.
Kevin+was+ahead+of+the+isolation+curve.
Kevin was ahead of the isolation curve.
In+the+year+2525%26%238230%3B
In the year 2525…
A+proper+Eskimo+man+hearing+music+on+a+record+player+for+the+first+time%2C+circa+1920.
A proper Eskimo man hearing music on a record player for the first time, circa 1920.
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It%26%238217%3Bs+just+a+lil+guy.
It’s just a lil guy.
Let+them+eat.
Let them eat.
She%26%238217%3Bs+better+at+listening+than+telling+jokes%26%238230%3B
She’s better at listening than telling jokes…
Kentucky+health+workers+received+sanitizer+from+the+local+distilleries.+A+fine+year+of+Jim+Beam+Suntory.
Kentucky health workers received sanitizer from the local distilleries. A fine year of Jim Beam Suntory.
I+would+listen+to+this+man+preach.
I would listen to this man preach.
It%26%238217%3Bs+never+too+late+you+raise+a+dog+vegan%26%238230%3B
It’s never too late you raise a dog vegan…
When+troublesome+bears+work+from+home.
When troublesome bears work from home.
Sperm+whales+don%26%238217%3Bt+have+teeth+in+their+upper+jaw%2C+instead+they+just+have+sockets+to+fit+the+lower+teeth
Sperm whales don’t have teeth in their upper jaw, instead they just have sockets to fit the lower teeth