girlfriend bread

dun dun..dun dun…dundundundundundundundun

dun dun..dun dun…dundundundundundundundun

when you have a sore toe and they ask if you’re pregnant

when you have a sore toe and they ask if you’re pregnant

living like shrek doesn’t sound all that bad…

living like shrek doesn’t sound all that bad…

i may have found the issue

i may have found the issue

just one of those decades, ya know?

just one of those decades, ya know?

i’ll buy 6 tickets

i’ll buy 6 tickets

huh, that’s nifty

huh, that’s nifty

10 People Who Quit Their Job Entertainingly

10 People Who Quit Their Job Entertainingly

i’ve got the power

i’ve got the power

10 English Language Fails that Lead to Entertaining Results

10 English Language Fails that Lead to Entertaining Results

jajajaja Me he vuelto estúpido

jajajaja Me he vuelto estúpido

bourgeois birb

well that escalated quickly

well that escalated quickly

woe is me

silently praying for it to go through even though you know you have enough money

silently praying for it to go through even though you know you have enough money